The Kirkwall Gazette team is three creators working to produce the most bizarrely smutty adventure Thedas has ever seen. We currently clock in at over two million words, and it just keeps getting bigger. So, here's a list of our various projects, etc etc, to make things easier to find.
On AO3
A Comedy of Assholes
This is where it all began. Rhapsody in Ass Major was our first fic, and a demonstration of why Pen shouldn't be allowed to name things, pretty much ever.
Page Six
So, readers of Rhapsody may recognise Page Six of the Gazette as being the home of Kirkwall’s weirdest smut -- so odd, in fact, that the Knight-Commander is intent on removing the paper from circulation. (Of course, that might just be because she starred in one of those stories...)
But, we’re looking to do something a little different. We’re inviting our readers to send in Page Six stories. Submitted works should be Mature or Explicit, and may be any pairing or sexuality. The only thing we ask is that it's solid Thedosian erotica, under 1500 words. (Fine details available in the rules.)
Comedy of Assholes: Extended Remix
Are you a fan of Rhapsody in Ass Major, or anything else in the Comedy of Assholes series? FANTASTIC. Come leave terrible prompts! Come fill terrible prompts! It's the Rhapsody Kinkmeme!
On Pillowfort
State of the Gazette
What to expect in the course of a month. These include links to the monthly poll, our Patreon, and the month's posting calendar.
The Rhapsody Pinup Options
Because I can never find these when I need them.
Cards Against Rhapsody Deckbuilding Thread
For when we actually have a CAH deck again. RIP Cardcast.
T-Shirt Suggestions!
Periodically, the point is raised that we should make Rhapsody t-shirts. Suggest them here, and if we do them, links will be included in the first post.
Codex Suggestions!
Suggest codices Pen should write! Suggestions may be included in the monthly polls, which can be found in the State of the Gazette!
In the Wild
Kirkwall Gazette Patreon
Pay us to make cool shit! That's totally a thing you can do!
Kirkwall Gazette Discord
We throw some wiiiild parties, and this is where you can get in on them! Join the server and meet other cool people!
The Dragon Age Meta Nexus
DAMN is one of Pen's side-projects, gathering and archiving DA lore, meta, and speculation. If you've got thoughts, we've got grabby hands. Join to become an archivist, but viewing and searching doesn't require an account.
Cards Against Rhapsody
The official Comedy of Assholes CAH deck, now on Cardcast. If you'd like to help build this deck, check out the official deckbuilding thread! To use it in a game: /addcardcast TMDVP
What to Expect from Your Mods:
Things You Should Post in This Community:
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Kinkmeme fills and Page Six entries (links to, because pls to fill them on AO3)
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Your Rhapsody fanart and fanfic! (I swear some exists. I have a whole collection of it.)
- SPECULATION about what comes next! Raving about chapters! Ranting about Jowan being an idiot! (Your authors will sit back with wine and cackle hysterically, but most likely not participate in these. You'll get our opinions at the parties.)
- Questions about the story!
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